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From: plunkett@rlgvax.UUCP (Scott Plunkett)
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Subject: Attention All Wombat-Loving Democrats
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Date: Mon, 16-Jan-84 09:27:15 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 16 09:27:15 1984
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I infer the following Policy Positions to the following candidates
without further comment.  Will there be a Democrat left on the net
after this?

Sen. John Glenn: Use of Wombats to reduce deficit; no strategic value.
Sen. Alan Cranston: Mashed Wombat brain a delicacy.  Someone ought to
tell him people NEVER eat Wombat brain.
Sen. Ernest Hollings: "The only thing we have to fear is Wombatology
itself."  Fudges when professing a liking to Wombats, yet a hatred of
the study of Wombats.
George McGovern: Awaiting results of psychiatric tests on 3 Wombats
a McGovern aide captured in New South Wales before committing himself.
Sen. Gary Hart: "What's a Wombat?"  What a loser.
Walter Mondale: Keeps 3 dozen Wombats caged in his suburban Washington
home.  Unspecified practices wrought.  Would allow tax deductions for
Wombat keepers.
Rev. Jesse Jackson: All God's creatures are to be to be dominated by
Man.  Except Wombats.  (