Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site rabbit.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!security!genrad!grkermit!masscomp!clyde!floyd!harpo!eagle!allegra!alice!rabbit!jj From: jj@rabbit.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Hey! What's a wombat? Message-ID: <2400@rabbit.UUCP> Date: Tue, 17-Jan-84 18:34:32 EST Article-I.D.: rabbit.2400 Posted: Tue Jan 17 18:34:32 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 18-Jan-84 07:43:16 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 38 Boy, oh boy, oh boy! I do not understand you silly, misguided Falwellesque wombat haters. Satanic indeed! How can you possibly call anything that's as conservative as a Wombat satanic? Don't you know that all wombats have been acting just the same way for millenia? Don't you know that if you act the same way for a millenia that the net will consider you for middling-conservativehood? Don't you know that all conservatives are god-fearing denizens of the moral majority, and that no member of the moral majority could ever fall well as a satanist? Satanist indeed! How dare you. Come on, wombats meet all the criterion (at least on the net) for conservativehood: 1) They are definitely sub-human (despite what you misguided, pathetic wombat lovers seem to think...) 2) They haven't had a new idea in ages, in fact, in millenia... (I fear that I quote a frequent contributor to this group as saying that conservatives haven't ever had a new idea, but a millenium is long enough for me.) 3) They keep themselves alive, well, and happy, despite humanity's efforts to the contrary. 4) They don't believe in birth control. ERGO... Wombats are conservative. Since (as has been well explained in this newsgroup) all conservatives are god-fearing moral majorityites, they can't be satanists. They MUST be good, constructive citizens of the world. Enough! This stupid noise would try the patience of a Jobe. Give wombats their due! -- TEDDY BEARS ARE PEOPLE, TOO! (allegra,harpo,ulysses)!rabbit!jj