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From: jbf@ccieng5.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: wombat
Message-ID: <239@ccieng5.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 20-Jan-84 10:59:23 EST
Article-I.D.: ccieng5.239
Posted: Fri Jan 20 10:59:23 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 21-Jan-84 07:35:28 EST
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The issue will finally be settled.

I can be silent no longer.  The battle has been raging for too long.  The
time has come for me to speak, to cast the weight of my decision upon the
balance, and let the scales come to rest.

The animal in question was first accused by Maroney (to be referred to as
the prosecutor) and defended by Creighton (to be referred to as the
defender).  Both the prosecutor and the defender wielded their emotions
like tire irons.  No time was taken for mature reflection.  No call went
out to the Usenet requesting further data before they committed themselves.

Prosecutor, defender, one of you is right -- but by the principle of the
excluded middle, not your reasoning.

Now for the moment you have all been waiting....what?  You haven't been waiting?
Nobody even cares????!!!

Harumph!  Well, then....
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