Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!renner From: renner@uiucdcs.UUCP (renner ) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Re: Dealing with tailgaters - (nf) Message-ID: <4981@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Fri, 20-Jan-84 22:26:27 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.4981 Posted: Fri Jan 20 22:26:27 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 21-Jan-84 23:30:35 EST Lines: 16 #R:qubix:-76400:uiucdcs:36200072:000:595 uiucdcs!renner Jan 20 20:15:00 1984 On one long convention trip in the GDW van we worked out our solution to the tailgater problem: Kick open the rear door, smile at the sucker behind you as you casually open one of the LAW anti-tank rockets (that the Army doesn't use any more because the grunts aren't smart enough to understand stadia lines on the sight), take aim, and blow the offending car all over the interstate. Of course, the backblast would take out everyone in our van as well. And nobody felt like leaning out the side door for an off-angle shot. So we never tried it. Scott Renner {ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!renner