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From: pat@ih1ap.UUCP (Patrick A. Fargo)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another Original Joke
Message-ID: <264@ih1ap.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 30-Dec-83 15:02:25 EST
Article-I.D.: ih1ap.264
Posted: Fri Dec 30 15:02:25 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 31-Dec-83 11:43:01 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
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Once upon a time in a community located near the ocean, a small fraile
man called Freddie lived in a run down shack. Every morning, Freddie
would walk along the beach looking for dead fish. Some days, the hot
summer sun would quickly shrink the fish and make them useless. On
other days it would rain and Freddie would get wet. Sometimes, LuAnn,
Freddie's neighbor would join him on his fish quest.

On a typical fishy Wednesday, while Freddie was strolling along, a
large assed troll approached Freddie from a cave near the ocean.

"What are you doing on MY beach?" asked the troll.

"Why looking for dead fish you large assed troll!" replied Freddie.

Angrily, the troll threw a huge boulder on top of Freddie's foot.

"Ouch!" cried Freddie.

Freddie ran home crying and without any dead fish. Day after day the
same thing happened. Freddie was confronted by the troll and had a
rock thrown on his foot. Finally, using his ingenuity, Freddie found a
path through the rocks past the troll and down to the beach, by the barn,
next to the ocean, across from China. Well, enough of this shitty joke,
lets get on to the original moral. Are you ready for this one.
I'll bet you already guessed it. If you need help, call your local
rescue mission.Free food and drink for nothing. Opps, back to the joke.
The key parts of this joke are the troll and Freddie. The ocean, beach
dead fish, and LuAnn have nothing to do with the joke. Now I'll bet
you are really getting close on you own.




DRUM ROLL..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,



If you want dead fish, without rocks on your foot, you will have
to take the troll bridge.



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