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From: jsgray@watmath.UUCP (Jan Gray)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Computerized form letter generators
Message-ID: <6356@watmath.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 2-Jan-84 13:29:43 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  2 13:29:43 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 3-Jan-84 00:21:51 EST
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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The University of Waterloo Computer Science Club somehow got on everyone's
junk mailing list.  We just got a form letter type subscription offer from
Time magazine:

This card has already been filled in by computer to save you time and
increase your convenience in taking advantage of this generous introductory
subscription offer....\Do Not Fold, Tear, Or Staple This Card./
	...
Dear Computer Science:
	...
And, Computer Science, your savings are quite substantial.
	...
A FINAL NOTE TO COMPUTER SCIENCE!
	...
And we have reserved one of these portable phones especially for Computer
Science....

Snicker,
Jan Gray   (...utzoo!oscvax!jan)   Ontario Science Centre   (416) 429-4100 x330
(sometimes)(jsgray@watmath.UUCP)   University of Waterloo   (519) 885-1211 x2730