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From: nelson@ssc-vax.UUCP (Paul W. Nelson)
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Subject: offensive to athiest golfers, priests from S.D. & magic frogs.
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Date: Sun, 8-Jan-84 01:11:57 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan  8 01:11:57 1984
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Subject: Offensive to atheist golfers, priests from S.D. and magic frogs.
Newsgroups: net.jokes

One day a group of golfers saw an odd  looking  threesome  teeing
off.   One of the men looked like Moses, the other like Jesus and
the third was very old but unrecognizable.

As the golfers watched, the man who looked like  Moses  teed  off
but  his  shot  started  to hook to the left toward a water trap.
Just as the ball was about to hit the trap the water  parted  and
the ball bounced through rolling onto the green about a foot from
the cup.

Jesus congratulated Moses on his great shot.  Now  Jesus  stepped
up  to  the  tee and hooked one hard to the left toward the water
trap.  Well, when the ball hit the water it just bounced off  the
surface  and  rolled  up onto the green about six inches from the
cup.

Now it was the old man's turn.  He hooked his shot so far to  the
left  that it landed in the woods.  A squirrel ran up and grabbed
the ball and started running across the fairway.   Just  then  an
eagle  spotted  the  squirrel, swooped down and grabbed it in his
talons and headed up the fairway.

Just as the eagle flew over  the  green,  a  bolt  of  lightening
struck  the  eagle which dropped the squirrel.  When the squirrel
hit the green the ball rolled into the cup.

Jesus turned to the old man and said "Nice shot  Dad.   I  didn't
know you had it in you!"


                                        Paul Nelson