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From: nelson@ssc-vax.UUCP (Paul W. Nelson)
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Subject: Korean directions.
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Date: Sun, 8-Jan-84 01:36:33 EST
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Subject: Korean Directions.
Newsgroups: net.jokes

Included in a cathederal clock which I received for christmas was a small
box with the following printed on it.  These were the only directions
included.

		THE CASE FOR PENDULUM AND KEY
		-----------------------------

		How to handle the pendulum

		1. Hang the pendulum up like the picture below.
		2. Don't touch the Adjusting Nut except time dif-
		   ference happens, because time is adjusted.
		3. When to hang, the clock on the wall, swing the
		   pendulum slowly to the right or to the left after
		   arrange the end of the Adjusting Nut and-pin
		   pointing the pendulum in the Vertical condition.


		------------------------------------------------
		|                      |                       |
		|                      |                       |
		|                      |                       |
		|                      |                       |
		|                      ^   <-- Pendulum Hook   |
		|                      "                       |
		|                      "                       |
		|                     ***                      |
		|                    *****                     |
		|                  *********                   |
		|                 ***********                  |
		|                  *********                   |
		|                    ******                    |
		|                     ***                      |
		|                     :::                      |
		|                     :::  <-- Adjusting nut   |
		|                                              |
		|                      ^   <-- Pin pointing the|
		|                      |        Pendulum       |
		------------------------------------------------





(I wonder what "Hung in the vertical condition" translates back into korean as.)



						Paul Nelson