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Subject: Re: Three greatest lies in the world are - (nf)
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fortune!norskog    Jan  1 12:02:00 1984

The three great lies of the 80's are:

	1)  my herpes is in remission
	2)  my mortgage is assumeable
	3)  I've always worn cowboy boots