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From: rao@utcsstat.UUCP (Eli Posner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: nonoffensive bad joke
Message-ID: <1607@utcsstat.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 3-Jan-84 18:04:28 EST
Article-I.D.: utcsstat.1607
Posted: Tue Jan  3 18:04:28 1984
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Every day this guy walks into the same bar and orders three beers. Every
day the same thing. The bartender is very curious why he does this every
day. So the next day the bartender asks the guy , "Why do you order three
beers every single day.". The guy tells him that he buys one beer for his 
brother and drinks another for his sister and drinks another for himself.

	So this continues and continues, until one day the guy comes
in and orders (get ready for this) two (yes two) beers!! The bartender
can't believe it, so he asks him , "Why did you order only two beers 
today?" So the guy tells :






"I gave up drinking!!!"


Groan!!!!!!!!