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From: perry@sbcs.UUCP (Perry S. Kivolowitz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Political Joke
Message-ID: <563@sbcs.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 2-Jan-84 22:46:23 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  2 22:46:23 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 4-Jan-84 02:34:36 EST
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At  a  meeting of the international medical community, the following exchange
was heard:

	MC:	Distinguished guests, it is my honor to present our esteemed
		member from the great nation of West Germany.

	WG:	Doktors, as  you  all  know  ve  in der great nation of Vest
		Germany  are  der  greatest  doktors in der whole vorld. Vhy
		just dis  last  mont ve take a poor malformed man und fix up
		all his physical afflictions. Der man, ooh, he vas so happy.
		He is out walking der streets of Hamburg looking for a job.

	MC:	Amazing, now we will hear from our friend from Japan.

	Jpn:	Oh, so solly to my flend from West Germany but weee Japanese
		are best doctors  in  world. We take man just last week with
		no eyes. We give him  good  Japanese eyes and today that man
		is walking alound Tokyo sooo happy. He so happy. He is look-
		ing for a job.

	MC:	Simply stupendous. Now our guest from the USA.

	USA:	You know, like, we got all you guys beat fer sure. Like, we
		took this totally brainless  kind' a  asshole  and made him
		president. Now everybodys looking fer a job.

	(UGGGGH - vote for the astronaut or I'll tell another one)