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From: 2212zap@mhuxm.UUCP (putnins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Airplane (clean, ethnic stereotypes) - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 4-Jan-84 11:50:14 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan  4 11:50:14 1984
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	These two ethnic airplane pilots are landing at JFK ariport for the
	first time.
	As they are making their final aproach, the first says to the second
	"My god, look at how narrow that runway is!!  I don't know if we can
	 land on such a narrow runway."
	"You're right",says the second," we've got to think about this."

	So they abort their landing, and they circle the airport for a few 
	hours, until the decide how to land the plane.  They make their
	final aproach at a very steep angle, and just before they're about
	to crash, they pull up on the stick, reverse the engines, and
	miraculously,...........................they make it.
	"I don't believe it", says the first," we made it!!"
	"We sure did", says the second.  "This has got to be the world's
	 shortest runway."
	"Yeah, but look how long it is."