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From: mmt@dciem.UUCP (Martin Taylor)
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Subject: A Low (un)Shaggy Dog
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Date: Thu, 5-Jan-84 18:53:08 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  5 18:53:08 1984
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A man was walking his big dog in the park, when he met another man
walking a long low yellow dog.  The two dogs started eyeing one another,
and the man with the big dog warned the other:
	"You'd better keep your dog away. Mine's a fighter, and I can't
stop him if he gets the idea to go after yours."
	"Oh I'm not worried. Mine can look after himself."

Sure enough, the big dog decided to rough up the long low yellow dog,
but -- surprize -- the long low yellow dog beat the big dog. Not only
that, he ate him up, leaving no scraps.
	"What kind of a dog IS that?"


	"Before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow, he was an alligator."


(It should take 25 minutes to tell that one).
-- 

Martin Taylor
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