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From: sdh@rabbit.UUCP (S. Hawley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: bas rabbit joke
Message-ID: <2350@rabbit.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 4-Jan-84 15:53:49 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan  4 15:53:49 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 6-Jan-84 01:03:42 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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One day a rabbit walks into a pub. The keeper was very surprised, but
didn't hesitate to ask the rabbit what it would like to eat. The rabbit
said, "I'm really not sure. What do you recommend?". The bartender said
that the days special was ham on toasted white bread. The rabbit said,
"fine". He ate the sandwich, paid, and left.
  The next day he returned. "I'd like anothr one of those fine ham
sandwiches", he said. Much to his dismay, they were all out. Instead, the
keeper offered him turkey on toasted rye. "Great", said the rabbit.
  The next day, the rabbit asked for another one of those delicious turkey
sandwiches, but again, no luck. Instead, the keeper offered him a b.l.t.
on toasted wheat. "Superb", commented the rabbit as he devoured the
sandwich.
  For several days the rabbit didn't return. The keeper was getting a little
worried. Finally, five days later, the rabbit returned. The keeper noted
that he looked a little pale, and asked what was wrong. The rabbit said:

              (punch line) 
    .....  I had mix-a-my-toasties!

"Share and Enjoy"
Steve Hawley