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Subject: Predictions for the year .... - (nf)
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Date: Fri, 30-Dec-83 22:33:19 EST
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uicsg!kunda    Dec 30 14:48:00 1983



The procrastinators club of Philadelphia.


     The procrastinators club of Philadelphia once
again came up with the following predictions for
the year 1983.

1. U.S. will have a woman astronaut, a black astronaut,
   and a Europian astronaut.

2. Labor Unions will be busted by the major companies.

3. U.S. will invade a small Island.

4. U.S. Marines in the Middle East will killed.

5. A black Miss America.

6. President Reagan will visit Japan.

7. Jesse Jackson will go for democratic presidential
   nomination.

8. Uncommonly cold Christmas.

9. The fighting Illini will go to Rose Bowl.

10. Dallas Cowboys will be defeated.

11. Bob Hope will entertain the troops in Beirut.

12. More black Mayors for the big cities.

13. James Watt will abuse the minorities and will
    resign under pressure from his own enemies. 

14. Yuri Andropov will be absent at the communist
    party meetings.

15. Soviet Union will shoot down a KAL 007 by
    intentional mistake.

16. IBM will announce PC Jr.

17. Time magazine will name Reagan and Andropov
    as the Men of the year.

18. Henry Kissinger and Gerry Ford will appear
    in prime time soap opera (may be Dynasty).

19. People will fight over Cabbage Patch dolls.

20. Sean Connery plays as James Bond for the final
    time.