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Date: Thu, 5-Jan-84 17:07:55 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  5 17:07:55 1984
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From: Dave Diamond <glivet::diamond>
Subj: Alternative ending to "What killed the dog"

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Man:	What killed my mother-in-law?
Henry:	Well sir, I don't know exactly, but they say it was from the
	shock of hearing that your dog died.
Man:	Oh, my dog died, eh?  Well, that's too bad.  What killed the
	dog?			.
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						Dave Diamond
					     ...decwrl!rhea!glivet!diamond