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From: hood@uiucuxc.UUCP
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Subject: Parrot Joke - (nf)
Message-ID: <4774@uiucdcs.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 5-Jan-84 22:31:48 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  5 22:31:48 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 7-Jan-84 01:50:47 EST
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#N:uiucuxc:3500119:000:1247
uiucuxc!hood    Jan  5 12:50:00 1984

[guvf yvar vagragvbanyl yrsg aba-oynax]

N Cnfgbe, ba uvf inpngvba, yrsg uvf cneebg jvgu n fnvybe sevraq.  Qhevat
gur cneebg'f fgnl frireny vapvqragf unccrarq.  Svefg, n fnvybe snvyrq 
bireobneq.  Gur ernpgvba sebz uvf pbzenqrf jnf, "Fjvz zhgure-shpxre, fjvz".
Arkg, qhevat qvaare, bar fnvybe fgngrq, "Cnff gur tbqqnza ovfphvg!!".
Nabgure fnvybe ercyvrq, "Jung'q lbh fnl??".  Gur svefg fnvybe ercyvrq,
"Shpx gung fuvg, cnff gur Tbqqnza ovfphvg!!".  Yngre, va gur jrrx, gur
Cnfgbe erghearq gb ergevrir uvf cneebg.  Fvggvat ng gur qvaare gnoyr,
gur cneebg fnlf, "JULRRG, cnff gur Tbqqnza ovfphvg!!".  Gur Cnfgbe
ercyvrq, "Cneebg, jung qvq lbh fnl??".  Gur cneebg ercyvrq, "JULRRG, shpx gung
fuvg, cnff gur tbqqnza ovfphvg!!".  Gur Cnfgbe gbgnyyl hcfrg nfxf,
"Cneebg, ubj qb lbh rkcrpg gb trg gb urnira??".  Gur cneebg fznegyl
ercyvrq :









"JULRRG, fjvz, zhgure-shpxre, fjvz!!!"



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