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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ethnic Guerilla warfare
Message-ID: <505@seismo.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 5-Jan-84 14:41:27 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  5 14:41:27 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 7-Jan-84 02:34:04 EST
Organization: Center for Seismic Studies, Arlington, VA
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	An <ethnic> commando is assigned to sabotage a railway so the
enemy troop trains will be prevented from moving.  He came back in
a short time, and reported that he had broken into the local railway
station and torn up all the tickets.

	The same fellow had poorer success when he was ordered to blow
up a bus full of enemy troops - he had to stop after burning his lips
on the exhaust pipe.