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From: jlilien@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Joel Lilienkamp)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Computerized form letter generators
Message-ID: <772@sdcrdcf.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 5-Jan-84 20:25:09 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  5 20:25:09 1984
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Reply-To: jlilien@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Joel Lilienkamp)
Organization: System Development Corporation, Santa Monica
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One time a friend of mine got one of those computer generated contest
letters.  The top prize a Chevy Caprice, and the company also sold
outdoor equipment.  Some of the better lines were:

...just imagine how proud you'll feel when you neighbors see a brand
new Chevrolet Caprice Classic parked outside PO Box 1783...

and

...And while you are sending in your entry form, you should consider
our new line of winter clothing, to help you make it through those
long, Santa Monica Winters...