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From: brown@rochester.UUCP (Chris Brown)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Savings and Loan
Message-ID: <4346@rochester.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 7-Jan-84 17:17:38 EST
Article-I.D.: rocheste.4346
Posted: Sat Jan  7 17:17:38 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 8-Jan-84 04:39:08 EST
Organization: U. of Rochester, CS Dept.
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<<Best in Judeo-Yiddish dialect, which I leave it to you to supply>>
	Rabinowitz goes into bank and asks for $1000 loan.  Loan Officer:
"Mr. Rabinowitz, you have 1.5 million dollars in deposits here!  Why
do you need a loan?"  Rabinowitz: "I'm taking a trip and want the cash".


LO: This is crazy, but OK.  Do you want to put up some of your deposits
as collateral?
R: No, if you don't trust me why not take my Mercedes? (Hands over keys).

<<three weeks later>>

LO: Mr Rabinowitz!  Welcome back!
R:  Thank you -- I'd like to repay my $1000 loan.
LO: Very well -- I'll have to charge you $12 in interest.
R: So where else can I park my car three weeks for that?