Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiuccsb!sum From: sum@uiuccsb.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: ala Murphy - (nf) Message-ID: <4809@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Sat, 7-Jan-84 22:28:32 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.4809 Posted: Sat Jan 7 22:28:32 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 8-Jan-84 07:36:17 EST Lines: 22 #N:uiuccsb:8700061:000:273 uiuccsb!sum Jan 7 12:16:00 1984 -- from the inventor -- Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: Population density is inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the keg. Bob Sum uiucdcs!uiuccsb!sum