Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!ihnp4!fortune!hess
From: hess@fortune.UUCP (Marty Hess)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The way I heard it. (more nonsense)
Message-ID: <2201@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 14-Jan-84 00:26:08 EST
Article-I.D.: fortune.2201
Posted: Sat Jan 14 00:26:08 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 8-Jan-84 21:29:44 EST
References: <716@ssc-vax.UUCP>
Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
Lines: 17


	Ladies and Jellybeans, Hobos and Tramps:

	I stand before you to sit behind you
	to tell you something I know nothing about;
	Last Good Friday, the day before this Ash Wednesday,
	my dead cat was run over by an empty truck
	loaded with bricks and was killed.

	Funeral services will not be held on this Easter sunday,
	the day after New Years, in the new church that was wrecked last week.

	Admission is free, pay at the door;
	So grab a seat, and sit on the floor.

(I can't even remember how LONG AGO I heard this!)
				EAI	(sideways, sort-of)