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From: bobr@teklds.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The Mysterious East
Message-ID: <70@teklds.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Dec-83 18:17:49 EST
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Posted: Fri Dec 23 18:17:49 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 8-Jan-84 21:31:44 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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[Advertisement in the Tokyo Yellow Pages]

   Instead of you must wear Naive Slim-
Tight Jeans with old-fashioned-ratty-tie
and be prepared for lots of Sake drinking,
we will speak for you the reticent Abra-
cadabra of Japanese Establishment Lan-
guage.

[from The New Yorker, Dec 19, 1983]-- 
Robert Reed, Tektronix Logic Design Systems, tektronix!teklds!bobr