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From: jimph@ihuxv.UUCP (Jim Hendricks)
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Subject: Re: The way I heard it. - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 9-Jan-84 09:17:09 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  9 09:17:09 1984
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This is the version I learned with a tidbit thrown in at the end!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behing you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's club which is strictly for men.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
Now I will tell you of something I know nothing about.
One bright afternoon in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
Came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this true lie,
Ask the blind farmer who saw it through
a knothole in a barbed wire fence and told
it to his deaf wife over a disconnected telephone.

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Did you know that George Washington crossed the
Missisloppy bridge with the star strangled banana
in one hand and the declaration of indigestion
in the other?