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From: amigo2@ihuxq.UUCP (John Hobson)
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Subject: Re: A Shaggy Dog Story (exemplary)
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Date: Mon, 9-Jan-84 10:10:28 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  9 10:10:28 1984
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Actually, the version of the talking dog joke that I remember is:

Man walks into a theatrical agent's office with a dog and says:

"I have a great act for you.  This is a talking dog."

"OK, let's hear him talk."

"Rover, what is on top of a house?"

"ROOF."

"What is the opposite of smooth?"

"ROUGH."

"Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

"RUTH."

This makes the agent very angry and he throws the man and the dog out of 
his office.  As they are picking themselves up off the floor, the dog 
says:

"Should I have said `Dimaggio?'"

				John Hobson
				AT&T Bell Labs
				Naperville, IL
				(312) 979-7293
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