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From: aca@vaxine.UUCP (Alan Agostinelli)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: form letters
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Date: Tue, 10-Jan-84 08:11:34 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 10 08:11:34 1984
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About those computerized form letters...

A relation of mine works in the Douglas Library in Hebron, Ct.  Recently, they
received a classic form letter that began-


	Dear Mr. Library:

	Did you know that the Library family has a long and distinguished
	history, and that the Library coat of arms is particularly beautiful?
	I have just completed work on a book entitled "The History of the
	Library Family", and thought you might be interested...


One can just picture the coat of arms with Encylopedia rampant with night
depository sinister...

					Alan Agostinelli
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