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From: wyant@osu-dbs.UUCP (Geoff Wyant)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jesus on the cross (slightly offensive)
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Date: Thu, 5-Jan-84 19:57:36 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  5 19:57:36 1984
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Jesus is on the cross and cries out "Peter! Peter!"

Peter replies "I'm coming Lord" and tries fighting his way through the
Roman guards but is beaten back.

A short while later Jesus again calls out "Peter! Peter!".

Again, Peter tries fighting his way through the phalanx of Roman guards
and is beaten back.

Jesus calls a third time "Peter! Peter!"

Peter musters all his strength and fights with the Roman guards, finally
breaking through.  He says "What is it Lord ?"

And Jesus says "I can see your house from up here, Peter"


			...sigh
			Maybe it was funny at some point...

			Geoff Wyant