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From: crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Polish Jokes Telephone Number
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Date: Tue, 17-Jan-84 00:02:40 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 17 00:02:40 1984
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>       The number is:  1-800-257-POLZ

Well, I suppose that's one way to do it.  Here, we have Aggies, and
our version of it is a little different.  You pull this on one of
your Aggie {friends, colleagues, etc.}:

   There's a number you can dial to hear an Aggie joke.  It's

                   (800) REQUEST                          .

When the unfortunate victim (if he's really an Aggie, he'll fall for
it) reports his consternation at the outcome of the experiment in
the simplest, obvious terms, there's a clever retort that the joker
can deliver as the final sting, and it's not very polite.  (Of course,
no one uses that expression these days.)
-- 
   Jim ({ihnp4,kpno,ut-ngp}!ut-sally!crandell or crandell@ut-sally.UUCP)