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From: wall@fortune.UUCP (Jim Wall)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jungle joke
Message-ID: <2243@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Jan-84 13:06:21 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 11 13:06:21 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 12-Jan-84 04:21:42 EST
Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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   Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just 
felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he
just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and 
roared at him: WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS? And
this poor quaking little monkey replied: 'you are of course, no one
is mightier than you'.
   A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just bellows
out: 'WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?'
The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages to stammer:
'oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle'.
   The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elliphant which was
quitely munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice:
'WHO IS THE TRULY MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?'  Well,
this elliphant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him
down; picks him up again, and shakes him untill the tiger is just a blur
of orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby
tree. The tiger shakely gets to his feet and looks at the elliphant and
says: 'Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get
upset'.

						-Jim