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From: wall@fortune.UUCP (Jim Wall)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jungle Pun
Message-ID: <2247@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Jan-84 17:04:46 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 11 17:04:46 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 13-Jan-84 04:39:18 EST
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   There was this jungle kingdom, who was ruled by an actor, turned
king (that was not part of the joke, my fingers slipped). This king
decided that all of the animals in the nearby jungle were to be 
protected, neither hunted nor harrassed. Soon the jungle animals
became bolder and ventured closer to the kingdom. The situation soon
became that the jungle animals were freely roaming the streets of the
kingdom, terrorizing and eating the citizens. But still the king 
insisted that the animals not be harmed. Eventually the people of the
kingdom revolted, and ousted the king. And this, my friends, is the 
first time that the reign has been called on account of game.
						-Jim