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From: bentonh@tekig.UUCP (Benton Holzwarth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another parrot joke rot13
Message-ID: <1726@tekig.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Jan-84 11:28:30 EST
Article-I.D.: tekig.1726
Posted: Wed Jan 11 11:28:30 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Jan-84 03:09:02 EST
Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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    Nabgure cneebg wbxr...

    N snzvyl npdhverf n cneebg sebz n crg fgber, ohg vf
jnearq gung fbzrbar ryfr unf xrcg vg sbe n juvyr, naq vg
znl xabj fbzr cuenfrf nyernql.

    Jura gurl trg vg ubzr, fher rabhtu vg bcraf jvgu
fbzrguvat yvxr, "JULRRG, URL ONOL... YRG'F FPERJ!"

    Orvat (tbbq) eryvtvbhf crbcyr, gurl ner fubpxrq naq
gnxra nonpx, ohg erzrzore gung gurve cevrfg nyfb unf n
cneebg, va snpg gurl'ir frra vg ba fhaqnlf ng gur sebag
bs gur puhepu, arne gur pbyyrpgvba objyf, fbsgyl naq
zrybqvbhfyl fnlvat, "Yrg hf cenl...". (Vg jnf guvf cneebg
gung tbg gurz vagrerfgrq va univat gurve bja.)

    Gur crbcyr pngpu hc jvgu gur cevrfg gur arkg fhaqnl
naq rkcynva gurve ceboyrz, naq nfx gur zna sbe uvf nqivpr.
Ur fhttrfgf gung znlor n tbbq pbhefr jbhyq or gb chg gur
gjb cneebgf gbtrgure sbe n juvyr, gb frr vg gur cevrfgf'
oveq'f tbbq cuenfrf jvyy eho bss. Gur crbcyr cvpx hc gurve
phr naq vaivgr uvz naq uvf jvsr bire sbe qvaare.

    Gung riravat gur gjb pntrf ner frg arkg gb rnpu bgure
naq rirelbar vf jngpuvat gb frr jung unccraf. Gur bar bcraf
jvgu vgf hfhny, "Yrg hf cenl... ". Gur bgure erfcbaqf,
"JULRRG, URL ONOR... YRG'F SHPX!". Gur svefg oveqf rlr'f
tb jvqr, naq vg fnlf va vgf zrybqvbhf ibvpr... "Zl cenlref
ner nafjrerq!"

    Oragba Ubymjnegu