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From: dand@tekigm.UUCP (Dan C. Duval)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Truly Ugly Joke ROT 13
Message-ID: <46@tekigm.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 11-Jan-84 16:54:02 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 11 16:54:02 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Jan-84 03:13:45 EST
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Bapr hcba n gvzr, n zna zneevrq n irel ubzryl jbzna, orpnhfr bs ure
uhtr genpgf bs ynaq. Ubjrire, ba gurve jrqqvat avtug, ur sbhaq ur pbhyq
abg sbepr uvzfrys gb znxr ybir gb ure, orpnhfr bs ure uvqrbhf ivfntr.
Abg gb yrg n yvir zna trg njnl, gur jbzna sbhaq n ont, chg vg bire ure
urnq, naq gurl gura cebprrqrq gb pbafhzngr gur zneevntr.

Fbzr gvzr yngre, gur jbzna jnf urycvat uvz znxr ercnvef gb gur ubhfr,
srgpuvat gbbyf naq zngrevnyf gb uvz juvyr ur fgbbq ba gur ynqqre qbvat
gur jbex.
"Unzzre," ur jbhyq fnl.
"Unzzre, unzzre, unzzre," fur jbhyq fnl, fpheelvat nobhg ybbxvat sbe gur
gbby.
"Anvyf."
"Anvyf, anvyf, anvyf."
Arrqyrff gb fnl, ng bar cbvag ur qebir uvf svatre vagb gur jnyy engure naq
gur anvy, naq ur fubhgrq, "SHPX!"
"Ont, ont, ont."

*  *  *

Guvf oevatf gb zvaq gur inelvat yriryf bs htyl, nf rkcynvarq gb zr ol n
sevraq jubfr HF Anil fgngvba jnf va gur zvqqyr bs gur qrfreg va Vqnub.

Bar ont htyl -- n ont bire ure urnq orsber lbh znxr ybir gb ure.
Gjb ont htyl -- n ont bire ure urnq, naq bar bire lbhef va pnfr uref oernxf.
Guerr ont htyl -- n ont bire lbhe urnq, naq gjb ontf bire uref va pnfr bar
         oernxf.
Pblbgr htyl -- nsgre n uneq avtug bs qevaxvat, lbh jnxr hc gb svaq ure ynlvat
         ba lbhe nez, juvpu lbh purj bss gb trg njnl orsber fur jnxrf hc.

V qba'g arrq gb cbvag bhg gung guvf frg bs qrsvavgvbaf jbexf whfg nf jryy
sbe zra nf sbe jbzra.

Qna P Qhiny