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From: fish@ihu1g.UUCP (Bob Fishell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Nurse Joke - slightly off-color (rot13)
Message-ID: <138@ihu1g.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 13-Jan-84 13:51:13 EST
Article-I.D.: ihu1g.138
Posted: Fri Jan 13 13:51:13 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Jan-84 03:44:29 EST
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Gjb irgrena ahefrf jrer qvfphffvat gur ceboyrzf gurl'q unq jvgu n 
lbhat ahefr jub unq whfg whfg fgnegrq gung qnl.  Fur pbhyqa'g trg
ure qverpgvbaf fgenvtug.  Gur urnq ahefr fnvq, "Guvf zbeavat, V nfxrq
ure gb qenj 5 pp'f bs oybbq sebz gur cngvrag va ebbz 212.  Vafgrnq, fur
qerj 12 pp'f bs oybbq sebz gur cngvrag va ebbz 205 !"

"Naq guvf nsgreabba," gur urnq ahefr pbagvahrq, "V gbyq ure gb gnxr
Qe. Oheaf' punegf gb gur urneg jneq, naq fur gbbx Qe. Uneg'f punegf
gb gur ohea jneq."

Whfg gura, gur pbairefngvba jnf vagreehcgrq ol n pynzbe sebz hc gur
pbeevqbe.  N cngvrag, zvahf uvf clwnzn obggbzf, jnf ehaavat, fpernzvat,
hc gur unyy.  Gur lbhat ahefr, jub unq orra gur gbcvp bs pbairefngvba,
jnf uheelvat nsgre uvz jvgu n pna bs fgreab naq n cna bs ubg jngre.

"Naq gung bar gurer?" gur urnq ahefr puhpxyrq, "V gbyq ure gb cevpx uvf
obvy!"

                   :-)???