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From: naftoli@aecom.UUCP (Robert Berlinger)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Polish joke, possibly offensive to Poles
Message-ID: <344@aecom.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 13-Jan-84 10:36:33 EST
Article-I.D.: aecom.344
Posted: Fri Jan 13 10:36:33 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 14-Jan-84 23:49:36 EST
Organization: Albert Einstein Coll. of Med., NY
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A Polish airline was making its debut flight and all sorts of
VIPs were on the plane.  The pilot radios the control tower to
get clearance for landing.  The controller radios back that the
plane has immeadiate clearance to land on runway 224.  The pilot
acknowledges and starts his descent.  The landing gear comes
down, the plane touches the runway, and all of a suddent the
pilot jams on the brakes, and puts the plane in full reverse
thrust. People are thrown out of their seats and finally the
plane screeches to a halt. The pilot says to his copilot, "Wow!
that's the shortest runway I ever saw!". The copilot answers
"Yeah, but it sure is wide!"
-- 
Robert Berlinger
...{philabs,cucard,pegasus}!aecom!naftoli
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