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From: messina@ihuxl.UUCP
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Subject: (off. to people with gas and Bill)
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Date: Fri, 13-Jan-84 16:29:59 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 13 16:29:59 1984
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	On one of Bill's birthdays, Bill was walking home from
	work ( as he always did ), and decided to get a big heaping
	of chile from a local grease pit.  He did this even though
	his wife forbidden him to eat chile because of the gas*tic
	( i mean drastic ) effects it had on him.  But he figured
	it was his birthday and he could indulge.
	
	So after 3 big bowls, Bill went on his way, and when he got
	home his wife greeted him at the door and put a blindfold
	on him and said, "I have a big surprise for you and I don't
	want you to see it until you get there".  By this time the
	chile was really building up on him, and he couldn't let it
	go in front of her, so he was going crazy.  Luckly the phone
	rang and quickly his wife sat him down at the dinner table
	and told him not to take off the blindfold and to stay put.
	
	Well Bill was happy now because his wife was in another room
	and now he was free to just let it go, so Bill let out a real
	whaler, and boy did it stink. He reached around for a napkin or
	something to fan the air around.  After about three or four of
	these Bill's wife got off the phone and came back.
	
	When she came back she asked him if he was ready for his
	surprise and she took off the blindfold and there was his
	surprise.




















		His twelve dinner guests.