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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
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Subject: Re: challenge (contains dirty word for "bowel movement")
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Date: Sat, 14-Jan-84 18:23:58 EST
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Posted: Sat Jan 14 18:23:58 1984
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How about husband walking in on his wife and the milkman??

It's about 7 in the morning, and the husband leaves his house,
kissing his wife goodbye.  The milkman comes in at about 7:15
(like usual, and the door is unlocked).  With the wife still in
bed, the milkman pulls down his pants.  Just then, the husband
walks in, and demands to know what the blazes is going on.
    The milkman down and  says, "I'm glad you're here, Mr. Jones." 
I just told your wife that if she doesn't pay the milk bill, I
was going to shit on your floor."


Or the man who tells his best friend's wife that they should
have an affair.
    "But Bill will find out," she says.
    "No he won't," says the 'friend,' "he's stupid."
So, they get undressed and go at it.  Just then, Bill walks
in.  "What in the hell do you two think you're doing?" he asks.
    So his friend said to the wife, "See?  I told you he was
stupid."



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Randwulf  (Randy Haskins);  Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh