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From: flinn@seismo.UUCP (E. A. Flinn)
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Subject: Satchel Paige's Rules
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Date: Sun, 15-Jan-84 08:51:58 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 15 08:51:58 1984
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	1.  Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
	
	2.  If your stomach disputes you, lie down and 
	      pacify it with cool thoughts.
	
	3.  Keep the juices flowing by jangling around 
	      gently as you move.
	
	4.  Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in
	      society.  The social ramble ain't restful.
	
	5.  Avoid running at all times.
	
	6.  Don't look back.  Something might be gaining on you.