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From: sebb@pyuxss.UUCP (S Badian)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Cute, but possibly offensive joke (ROT 13)
Message-ID: <236@pyuxss.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 10-Jan-84 09:38:17 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 10 09:38:17 1984
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	N grnpure vf va sebag bs n uvfgbel pynff naq nfxf gur
pynff "Jub fnvq 'Nfx abg jung lbhe pbhagel pna qb sbe lbh, ohg
jung lbh pna qb sbe lbhe pbhagel'?" Gur pynff vf fvyrag. Gur grnpure
vf fghaarq. Ur pna'g oryvrir ab bar xabjf. Svanyyl n yvggyr Wncnarfr
obl va gur onpx bs gur pynff fgnaqf hc naq fnlf "Wbua S. Xraarql."
Jryy gur grnpure vf irel cyrnfrq jvgu gur yvggyr Wncnarfr fghqrag
ohg irel hcfrg jvgu gur erfg bs uvf fghqragf. Ur fnlf gb gur pynff
"Lbh fubhyq nyy or irel nfunzrq bs lbhefryirf. Nyy lbh Nzrevpna
puvyqrea qba'g xabj bar bs gur zbfg snzbhf dhbgrf ol bar bs bhe
terngrfg cerfvqragf naq guvf obl jub jnfa'g rira obea urer xabjf.
V'z tbvat gb tvir nyy bs lbh na rkgen nffvtazrag." Gur grnpure
gheaf nebhaq gb jevgr ba gur oynpxobneq naq fbzrbar va gur onpx
bs gur ebbz lryyf bhg "SHPX GUR WNCNARFR!!" Gur grnpure jurryf
nebhaq naq fnlf "Jub fnvq gung?!" Gur yvggyr Wncnarfr obl whzcf
hc naq lryyf "Uneel F. Gehzna!"
					V gubhtug vg jnf xvaq bs phgr,
						Funeba Onqvna