Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ncrcae.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!duke!mcnc!ncsu!ncrcae!wescott From: wescott@ncrcae.UUCP (Mike Wescott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Martini drinker, (ROT13) Message-ID: <2004@ncrcae.UUCP> Date: Mon, 16-Jan-84 10:39:35 EST Article-I.D.: ncrcae.2004 Posted: Mon Jan 16 10:39:35 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 18-Jan-84 01:11:03 EST Organization: NCR, Columbia, SC Lines: 20 [] Bar qnl n thl jnyxf vagb gur ybpny one. "Onegraqre, svir znegvavf, cyrnfr," ur fnlf. Gur onegraqre boyvtrf. Ng guvf cbvag, gur thl cebprrqf gb qbja gurz, uneqyl cnhfvat gb pngpu uvf oerngu. "Svir zber, cyrnfr," ur fnlf. Gur onegraqre svtherf gung guvf thl zhfg or pryroengvat fbzrguvat naq nfxf, "Jung'f gur pnhfr sbe guvf pryroengvba, ohqql? Fbzrguvat rkgenbeqvanel unccra gb lbh gbqnl?" Gur thl ercyvrf, "Jul, lrf...V'z pryroengvat gur snpg gung V tbg zl svefg oybjwbo gbqnl." Gur onegraqre fnlf, "Gung VF tbbq pnhfr gb pryroengr. Gurfr arkg qevaxf ner ba gur ubhfr." Gur thl rkcerffrf uvf gunaxf naq qbjaf gur arkg svir zber dhvpxyl guna gur svefg, fnlvat, "Svir zber cyrnfr, V pna'g frrz gb jnfu gur gnfgr bhg bs zl zbhgu."