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From: mohan@alberta.UUCP (Mohan Palat)
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Subject: Me and my dog
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Date: Mon, 16-Jan-84 23:23:18 EST
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Subject: Me and my dog
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                            ME AND MY DOG
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 People call their dogs by different names. I used to call mine SEX.
 He was a strong,well-built dog and I was very much attached to him.
 I never went out without Sex. In fact, I found it quite boring to
 travel without Sex.
                Once I entered my dog in a dog-race. "I'd like to 
 have Sex in the race",I told the organizer. His face turned pale.
 "But sir, you can't have sex in the open",he replied. "No,no. Sex is
 the name of my dog", I told him.
                Another time I went to a motel with my dog and ordered
 lunch in my room. "A hamburger for me and a fried chicken for Sex",I
 told the waiter. "Gosh, I've seen weird people, but sir, you take the
 cake",he replied. 
                Later on I got married and immediately after my marriage,
 I went to my wife's place with my dog. Soon after arrival, since my
 dog was showing signs of restlessness, I asked my wife,"Do you have a
 washroom for Sex ?". "I have just one . And I don't think both of us can
 fit in it at the same time", she replied. "Why not use the bedroom 
 instead ?",she added.
                Some days later, I went on a sight-seeing trip with my
 wife and my dog. I checked into a hotel and asked for a room for my
 wife and me, and another one for Sex. "All the rooms here are for sex.
 We don't have any separate sex and non-sex rooms," replied the 
 receptionist.
                But soon, I had to give away my dog to my neighbour since,
 after marriage, I found it difficult to take care of him. Some years 
 later, I met one of my old buddies on the street, one day. During our
 conversation I told him, "Before my marriage, Sex was a part of me". 
 "Me too", replied my friend. "But now, I don't have time for
 Sex", I said. "Me too",replied my friend.
                And so goes the story of my dog SEX...........
                              
                                               story by
                                               MOHAN PALAT
                                               Grad. student   
 *** comments on this story are welcome