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From: grw@fortune.UUCP (Glenn Wichman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A Shaggy Dog Story (exemplary)
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Date: Tue, 17-Jan-84 19:05:36 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 17 19:05:36 1984
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	An alternate shaggy dog story:

	A man walks into a bar, w/talking dog, etc.
	The bets are made that the dog can't talk, and then
	the owner asks the questions:


	"What do you call the thing on top of a house?"
	ROOF!  ROOF!
	"What part of a fabric lies perpendicular to the warp?"
	WOOF!  WOOF!

	...etc...etc...

	"Who was known as the Sultan of Swat?"
	ROOTH!  ROOTH!

	At this point, the man is booed out of the bar, and leaves
	in disgrace.  The dog leaves behind him with his tail between
	his legs.  After they are outside, the dog looks at his master
	and says,

	DIMAGGIO?

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