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Subject: For Boat Owners
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Date: Wed, 18-Jan-84 08:53:08 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 18 08:53:08 1984
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                          For Boat Owners Only

     Twin Brothers were named Joe and John Jones. The single brother was
the owner of a dilapidated boat. It happened that Johns wife died the
same day that Joes boat sank. A few days later, a kindley old lady met
Joe on the street, and mistaking him for John said, " Oh I'm sorry to 
hear about your great loss, you must feel terrible". Then Joe spoke up
saying, "Well I'm not the least bit worried, she was a rotten old thing
from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and smelled like a
dead fish, and even the first time I got into her, she made water faster
than anything I had ever seen. She had a bad crack in the back, and a 
pretty big hole in the front. The hole got bigger every time I used her,
and she leaked like anything. But this is what finished her. Four guys
from the other side of town, looking for a good time, asked if I would
rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't so hot, but they said 
they would take a crack at her anyhow. The result was the crazy fools 
all tried to get into her at once. It was too much for her, and she 
cracked right up the middle." At this point the old lady fainted.