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Subject: King of the Beasts - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 18-Jan-84 03:42:29 EST
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hp-dcde!bill    Jan 16 13:18:00 1984

	There was this lion that was feeling pretty cocky one day, and
he's looking to let everyone know that he is the King of the Beasts. So
when he comes upon this poor little gazelle he grabs it and roars "Who's
the King of the Beasts?" and the poor little gazelle stutters back "Why...
why you are (gulp) of course." The lion smiles, tosses the gazelle aside
and goes strolling on.
	Next the lion comes upon a monkey. He grabs the monkey and roars
"Who's the King of the Beasts?" The monkey realizes what the situation is
and says, "Why you are, of course." The lion smiles and tosses the monkey
back up into the nearest tree.
	The lion goes walking along a little further and comes upon an
elephant. He stops in front of the elephant and roars, "Who is the King of
the Beasts?" The elephant just picks the lion up in his trunk and bounces
him off some nearby rocks into some prickly bushes. The lion picks himself
up (a little slowly) and brushes himself off (a little painfully) and roars
at the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, that's no way to
act!"

							Bill McMahon
							hplabs!hpfcla!bill