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From: davidson@bunkerb.UUCP
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Subject: Old Age Sex
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Date: Wed, 18-Jan-84 09:53:16 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 18 09:53:16 1984
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A couple, aged 67, went to the doctors office. the Docter asked, "What
can I do for you?", The man said "Will you watch us have sexual 
intercourse?", The Doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple
finished, the Docter said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you
have intercourse.", and charged them $10. This happened several weeks 
in a row. The couple would make  an appointment, have intercourse,
pay the Doctor and leave.

Finally the Doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find
out?", the old man said, "Were not trying to find out anything. She
is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't
go to my house. Holiday Inn charges $30, Hilton Inn charges $45.
We do it here for $10 and I get $8 back from Medicare for a 
visit to the doctors office."