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Subject: Womens Lib
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Date: Wed, 18-Jan-84 08:13:58 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 18 08:13:58 1984
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                            Womens Lib Motto

A young couple, just married, were in their honymoon suite on their
wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband, who was a big
burly bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on".
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't
wear your pants!",she said. "Thats right", said the husband and don"t
forget it, "I'm the man who wears the pants in the family". With that
she flipped him her panties and said, "try these On". He tried them on
and found he could only get them on as far as his knee cap, he said,
"Hell, I can't get into your pants", she said, "Thats right, and that's
the way its going to be until your goddamn attitude changes".


      I hope not a repeat