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Subject: Dallas Cowboys and other Texas Jokes- (nf)
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Date: Mon, 16-Jan-84 13:00:45 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 16 13:00:45 1984
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{Please note: Texas is fair game for everyone to joke about. The Texans
worked for it, they deserve it.}

Your schedule was very interesting, but I thought the Cowboys (the
self-styled 'America's Team') were also supposed to be playing the
net.wombats. (?) What more appropriate opponent for "the 'A' Team" than
those commies? This game was to be played from automobiles with their
lights disconnected, and the Cowboy's cars were to have brakes. The
wombat's brakes were to be disconnected.

Now, why do Texans always have their names tooled on their belts?





















Watch it, may be offensive, but wasn't worth the trouble to rotate.....





















Press n now, here it comes:





















So if they get their heads stuck up their but, they'll remember who they
are.

from the ever smiling,                . .
ever happy fingers of:                 V

!fluke!inc

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Gary Benson
John Fluke Mfg. Co.
Everett, WA, USA