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From: davidson@bunkerb.UUCP
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Subject: Candy Bars
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Date: Wed, 18-Jan-84 09:13:41 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 18 09:13:41 1984
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                     Birthday Of A Candy Bar

One PAYDAY, Mr GOODBAR wanted a BIT_OF_HONEY, so he took Mrs. HERSHEY
behind the POWERHOUSE on FIFTH AVENUE. He started unstrapping her
REESE CUPS and feeling her MOUNDS, which turned out to be pure
ALMOND JOY. As he SNICKERED, his BUTTERFINGERS went up her MILKY WAY.
she screamed, "O-HENRY", and grabbed his NUTTY BUDDY...

                 The result was a BABY RUTH.