Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-sally.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!ut-sally!jsq
From: jsq@ut-sally.UUCP (John Quarterman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Dallas Cowboys and other Texas Jokes- (nf)
Message-ID: <815@ut-sally.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 27-Jan-84 00:22:54 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-sally.815
Posted: Fri Jan 27 00:22:54 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 21-Jan-84 09:11:35 EST
References: <4870@uiucdcs.UUCP> <170@tpvax.fluke.UUCP>
Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas
Lines: 13

A Texan and a Californian were shooting the bull one day.
The Californian got tired of the Texan's overblown hyperbole
and decided to put him in his place.

"You Texans may have a lot of land and a lot of oil," says the CAian,
"but we Californians have got the gold.  We've got so much gold we
could build a fence clear around Texas with it."

The Texan scratches his chin, nods his head, and allows:
"You go on and do that, now, and if I like it, I'll buy it."
-- 
John Quarterman, CS Dept., University of Texas, Austin, Texas
{ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!jsq, jsq@ut-sally.{ARPA,UUCP}