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From: crane@fortune.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Sarcastic Names for Airlines
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Date: Fri, 20-Jan-84 23:11:10 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 20 23:11:10 1984
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Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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I used to be a consultant working out of town.  I flew home every  weekend.
Exparated with late departures and "cattle car" service, I began collecting
a list of alternate names for airlines.  Here they are.  Maybe you can  add
a few of your own.


	Ozark                   Slowzark
	Pan American            Pandomonium
	Skyways                 Scareways
	Cascade                 Crashcade
	Continental             "The crowded bird with the brass ass".

*
 Skyways is a commuter line in Missouri. Cascade is a commuter line in
 the Northwest.

John Crane