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From: ladew@ihuxm.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Drunk Joke !! (may be offensive)
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Date: Mon, 23-Jan-84 10:39:47 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 23 10:39:47 1984
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A drunk walks into a tavern, and ask's if he can get two Martini's
to go.  He took the Martini's outside to drink with his girlfriend.
He returned repeatedly, and after about the fifth time, the 
bartender said, Hey buddy your getting pretty well drunk.
  He said, if you think I'm drunk you ought to see my girlfriend
out in the car.  She has one nylon on one arm and one stocking
on the other arm, and every time I go to kiss her, She goes
PPHHFFFTT.   

   

                               JOE  !!!